20, existentially confused bisexual, cares more about star trek and podcasts than is probably socially acceptable (she/her) also intj and in love with croach the tracker
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me = cool bisexual, good taste in music, bad at simple math


Track: Sparks Nevada Theme (Marc Evan Jackson and Paul F. Tompkins)
Artist: Marc Evan Jackson and Paul F. Tompkins
Album: Thrilling Adventure Hour

thrilling-adventure-songs:

Music and lyrics by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, and Eban Schletter.

Audio is from The Thrilling Adventure Hour #121: "The Thing From This Same Planet!"

I have never not laughed at this

If everyone who calls themself a linguist - from South American countries and from overseas - were to devote a year or so to fieldwork, and then write and publish a grammar, dictionary and volume of texts for some previously undescribed (or scarcely described) language, then most of the rich linguistic and cultural heritage would be preserved, for posterity.
Dixon R.M.W & Aikhenvald Alexandra, “the Amazonian languages”, p.19. (via ergativity) ←

peterwigggin:

au where police officers get held accountable for their actions

David Duchovny on the Twitter [x]

remember that episode of the x-files where the only evidence mulder had was this:

tinycatfeet:

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I STAND CORRECTED HE ALSO HAD THIS:

remember that episode of the x-files where the only evidence mulder had was this:

michaelspimp:

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM IS A CUTIE

How To Tell If You’re In A Hemingway Novel

pinky-out-yo:

1. Everyone you know respects you. This disgusts you.

2. The door is white and the day is hot. This pleases you.

3. A Jewish man believes you are his friend. This disgusts you.

4. You are a man. A man! A man is a man like a tree is a tree.

5. A Greek man is shouting incomprehensibly at you. This is why you are drunk.

6. You have lost something in a war. This is why you are drunk.

7. A woman is looking at you. She is wearing her hat in a manner you find unbearably independent and mannish. You despise her.

8. You are standing on top of a mountain. The mountain admires you for climbing it. You do not care what the mountain thinks of you, and you light a cigar. The cigar admires you for smoking it. You sneer casually at the sun. Somewhere there is a white door.

9. You are shooting a large animal but thinking about a woman. You cannot shoot her. This infuriates you.

10. You met a homosexual once in Paris. It took you two years snowshoeing across the backcountry in Michigan to recover.

11. You have said goodbye to a young girl with a white face on a black train. You are ready to die.

12. Waiter bring me another rum

13. You hate every single one of your friends. You have no friends. You are alone at sea. How you hate the sea, but how you respect the fish inside of it. How you hate the kelp. How indifferent you are to the coral.

14. Your stomach hurts; that is how you know you are alive.

15. You are standing in a river and something is coming to kill you. You will welcome it with open arms and a booming laugh when it comes.”

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